| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| I'm at Tlaquepaque (336 State Route 179, Sedona) http://4sq.com/ugofSA | Friday, December 30, 2011 4:44:47 PM | foursquare |
| After working in nano all day and moving to notepad++, I tried to save a file with Ctrl-O. Got confused when the open dialog came up. #fail | Tuesday, October 25, 2011 4:11:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This pissah looks like the department of mysteries. | Wednesday, September 28, 2011 9:11:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu @michellemm22 You need a PhD in Facebookology for the timeline. I miss the simple days when every feature was on a separate php page | Friday, September 23, 2011 3:32:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I didn't think out Marketing department could get any more bitchin, but Jesus Christ... | Tuesday, September 06, 2011 6:22:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic The fact that Selenium does not work in Firefox 6 is very annoying. I need to have a separate portable install. Grr | Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:16:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah, I probably shouldn't have promised the COO that I'd prepare the release notes for him by tomorrow. Welp, time to start writing those.. | Wednesday, November 17, 2010 12:02:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| ooooo. Just got the new Twitter homepage | Friday, September 24, 2010 8:55:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dropping a newly repaired projector on concrete while taking it out of your boss's trunk with him watching is an excellent start to Thursday | Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:56:42 AM | twidroid |
| "whenever I text you, why don't we ever chlll?" "I'm always chill when I text you" "No like hang out" " IDK, I'm always chilling" (facepalm) | Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:40:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| For the love of God... the droid needs a breathalyzer app so I stop texting stupid shit. Just read some texts and facepalmed. | Thursday, April 08, 2010 8:10:51 PM | twidroid |
| Prepare yourself for Earth Hour 2010 with the "Lights Off" Twitter-application. http://lightsoff-earthhour.com #earthhour | Saturday, March 27, 2010 1:03:38 PM | WWF Earth Hour (Lights Off) App |
| Spring training. Little game of soft toss in preparation for the mirror softball team | Wednesday, March 10, 2010 3:29:51 PM | twidroid |
| My iGoogle homepage header is messed up. Grr #Googlefail. | Wednesday, November 18, 2009 9:24:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| IT tip: you can't browse the internet in notepad | Thursday, June 25, 2009 1:03:39 PM | Twitter SMS |
| The yearbook computer is an absolute piece of shit that freezes and repaints the whole screen with every task. | Friday, May 15, 2009 12:38:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time for a reboot, as my video card is having issues with repainting the screen and leaving things around that don't clear... | Saturday, May 02, 2009 5:03:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "To prepare your middle-term exam, you need to familiar yourself with [...]" Learn how to speak English, professor. | Tuesday, February 24, 2009 2:52:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This guy David Downie is pissing me off by sending 400 emails from his department which doesn't relate to anything I'm doing. Shut the F up! | Wednesday, November 05, 2008 11:57:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Crazy Polish IT guys that repair waterdamaged wire closets in <2 hours are insane | Monday, August 04, 2008 4:16:43 PM | twhirl |
| Wonderful. Google just ruined their custom homepage and made it ugly with obnoxious left hand navigation menus | Monday, July 07, 2008 6:45:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Facebook damage repaired. Somone keep me off facebook when that hapens. Jeeeeeez | Sunday, July 06, 2008 10:07:18 AM | twhirl |