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Michael: I just sprayed WD40 all over my keyboard because I thought it was air in a can.keys asr sticking @MalJNew Friday, August 24, 2012 4:55:56 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew prove it
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Monday, August 13, 2012 9:02:37 PMTwitter Web Client
"seriously though how do you do a penis? B=======O somethings off" @MalJNew #fail Monday, August 13, 2012 9:01:38 PMTwitter Web Client
I really don't understand how @MalJNew still has no idea how to type a penis when I showed her like 9 times already. Monday, August 13, 2012 8:54:58 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew QA team is protesting and working through the meeting. Also, I get free food which is one of the only things that makes me smile
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Thursday, August 09, 2012 7:43:15 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew sluttface
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Saturday, August 04, 2012 1:48:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew when the keg got shitty: "Joes did you break the beer" Friday, August 03, 2012 6:23:15 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Probably because I have been coming in early, so you're obviously avoiding me
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Tuesday, July 31, 2012 8:41:20 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Girl. You bought yourself a rainbow ring? Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:14:48 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew What a b. Also, learn that pickles are cucumbers. And stop knocking over G&Ts at the bar
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Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:45:35 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @MalJNew Bau
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Saturday, July 21, 2012 1:36:20 AMTwitter for Android
I'm at Traffic Bar & Restaurant w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/NsPVoI Saturday, July 14, 2012 12:55:57 PMfoursquare
I'm at Blue Smoke w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/LjzVGW Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:42:26 PMfoursquare
I'm at El Cantinero w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/O1RFSA Tuesday, July 10, 2012 8:06:27 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew hhhh threesome. Sounds hot. But we're the fun one. Everyone else is a lame.
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Wednesday, July 04, 2012 12:59:38 AMTwitter for Android
No one wants to go to the bar with me. See what happens when @MalJNew and Elise are away? Tuesday, July 03, 2012 3:57:10 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at Mad Hatter w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/NHyUor Thursday, June 28, 2012 6:59:31 PMfoursquare
I'm at Desmond's Tavern w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/MXntYN Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:58:03 PMfoursquare
I'm at Paddy Maguires Ale House w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/O1azzK Thursday, June 21, 2012 9:18:21 PMfoursquare
I'm here way too often (@ The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/KogrvB Thursday, June 21, 2012 6:35:52 PMfoursquare
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/Klz03x Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:30:58 PMfoursquare
If I dream nasty things about TK tonight, I'm going to wake up @MalJNew to help with the scarring. Wednesday, June 20, 2012 1:13:03 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Bar 13 w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/KHxe2s Saturday, June 09, 2012 7:59:46 PMfoursquare
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/LynkPZ Saturday, June 09, 2012 5:32:08 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew lol. This is the second time i yelled at you for not answering when I never actually called.
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Friday, May 25, 2012 7:36:34 AMTwitter for Android
Also, why isn't @MalJNew answering her fuckin phone? stop banging motherfuckers and talk t to me Friday, May 25, 2012 12:57:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Netta (@ The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/JWhR6a Thursday, May 24, 2012 6:42:37 PMfoursquare
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/JE2WHl Wednesday, May 23, 2012 6:29:44 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh Vinny get it. You all live close, don't you... How convenient. hhhhhhhhhhh
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Wednesday, May 23, 2012 4:14:36 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew @TaraCasanova @kelgoe @LennonImagine This release is a bunch of fuckin bullshit
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Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:39:24 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @maljnew Feel like I could throw up a thousand beers you guys. Saturday, May 19, 2012 11:18:57 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Second on Second Karaoke Bar w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/KdrOri Thursday, May 17, 2012 8:00:27 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew @kelgoe @TaraCasanova Feliz Cuatro de Mayo.
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Friday, May 04, 2012 8:04:58 AMTwitter for Android
@Nettiz1 how can you forget? Me and @MalJNew had a competition on who'd grab her tits first.
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:17:48 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at Barfly w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/JVF8kC Wednesday, May 02, 2012 7:45:49 PMfoursquare
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/IGUdsM Wednesday, May 02, 2012 6:30:43 PMfoursquare
I'm at Crocodile Lounge w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/IiWC7x Monday, April 23, 2012 6:42:53 PMfoursquare
I'm at Barfly w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/HEkkA5 Friday, April 13, 2012 8:22:28 PMfoursquare
@Nettiz1 @MalJNew We're not crazy.. We just know. Obvs, you're our fav.
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Friday, April 13, 2012 3:09:25 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew how do you know. I thought you'd be passed out by now.
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Sunday, April 08, 2012 3:37:57 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at Mad Hatter w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/HhzElP Thursday, April 05, 2012 7:42:52 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew: "it smells like a swimming pool when I sneeze and I kinda like it" Monday, April 02, 2012 7:04:26 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at Forum w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/H4YCBB Monday, April 02, 2012 6:34:08 PMfoursquare
I'm at Traffic Bar & Restaurant w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/GN0RIb Saturday, March 24, 2012 1:03:45 PMfoursquare
god damn it @MalJNew stop getting lipstick on my boss... guy is a classy gentlemen. Fuckin homewrecker... doesn't even cheat. Bunch of bs Friday, March 16, 2012 11:05:14 PMTwitter for Android
Also @MalJNew just heard the phrase "shit happens when you party naked" for the first time tonight. I remember when I was 17. Friday, March 16, 2012 8:06:18 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/zvZ3gc Wednesday, March 07, 2012 6:41:31 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew mess
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Saturday, March 03, 2012 7:44:22 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Hamachi w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/xlJEth Thursday, March 01, 2012 8:13:13 PMfoursquare
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/xcFrTj Thursday, February 23, 2012 6:41:27 PMfoursquare
I'm at Woody McHale's Bar & Grill w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/wHqDFV Thursday, February 16, 2012 7:43:01 PMfoursquare
I'm at Nassau Bar w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/A87KZ5 Wednesday, February 15, 2012 6:30:11 PMfoursquare
RT @MalJNew Happy Valentines Day sexy bitches! Let's get naked! Tuesday, February 14, 2012 9:40:12 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Irish American w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/AjcqS5 Thursday, February 09, 2012 6:24:00 PMfoursquare
I'm at Barfly w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/xdE0se Friday, February 03, 2012 1:43:30 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew YOU are a little girl crushing hard. hhhhhhh
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Thursday, February 02, 2012 9:31:28 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew suck it
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 12:41:35 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew OK. I'll trade you stromboli for some other stuff and or money :-) Saturday, January 28, 2012 11:15:50 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew @Nettiz1 hhhhh. I just explained that to her. Hate you all
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Thursday, January 26, 2012 4:49:49 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I have Nirvana and AIC on at @thewateringholenyc so I don't need to be in Seattle joker. Thursday, January 26, 2012 4:35:15 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Mob Wives!!! Yeah Karen's a b and a half... She's awful
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 10:12:08 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Wildwood Barbeque w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/ztVL0G Friday, January 20, 2012 7:02:53 PMfoursquare
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/zrIs3b Wednesday, January 18, 2012 7:38:06 PMfoursquare
@maljnew Stage 1 certified trainwreck Sunday, January 15, 2012 1:32:12 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Sam did it
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Friday, January 06, 2012 7:53:26 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at Beecher's Handmade Cheese w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/xcTlrq Friday, January 06, 2012 2:49:28 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew Stop making fun of all my checkins
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Thursday, December 29, 2011 8:04:03 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Get it, Alexey!
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Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:13:41 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew How disappointed will you be if your future kids are all straight?
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Sunday, December 18, 2011 5:20:48 PMTwitter for Android
txt from @MalJNew: "you're going to have sex with the phone, I just know it" hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Wednesday, December 14, 2011 7:00:57 PMTwitter Web Client
@maljnew piglets are NOT like puppies Friday, November 25, 2011 11:32:59 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Woody McHale's Bar & Grill w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/uYvpgS Tuesday, November 22, 2011 6:40:21 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew I said Red Bull/Vodka. Not rubbing alcohol and Diet Sprite. For fuck's sake! Friday, November 18, 2011 6:12:20 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Bring me me a vodka Red Bull, joker Friday, November 18, 2011 6:01:49 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Bring me a vodka Red Bull, joker Friday, November 18, 2011 6:01:49 PMDELETED
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/se7ptc Thursday, November 17, 2011 6:45:26 PMfoursquare
I'm at Hamachi w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/uBjyEZ Friday, November 11, 2011 7:11:37 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew Your mouse wheel is tight Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:55:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew What happened to: I'm going to be in at 10AM on Monday, joker
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Monday, November 07, 2011 10:26:47 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew malik xab Tuesday, November 01, 2011 6:10:32 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Shitshow? Get you ass back to work joker. I remember the first time I got hammered at lunch.
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Monday, October 31, 2011 6:47:17 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew HE didn't have an option. I showed up, drank and was like enjoyyyy the bill. Smell ya later
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Thursday, October 27, 2011 10:44:04 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew ooooooooo. Someone lurves the new guy!
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Monday, October 24, 2011 4:24:50 PMTwitter Web Client
@maljnew hhhhhhhh. enough Friday, October 21, 2011 7:33:05 PMtxt
@maljnew I'm not cool enough to play with you and Kelly. Friday, October 21, 2011 7:28:18 PMtxt
@MalJNew Nettie is f'in legitimate
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Wednesday, October 19, 2011 6:25:00 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew just told me to shush bc "fairies run the txt messaging" uhhhhhmmmmm. Ok Sunday, October 16, 2011 1:25:15 AMTwitter for Android
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/rnvv3a Thursday, October 13, 2011 7:56:10 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew Tweet coherently. I'm judging so hard right now. Sunday, October 09, 2011 4:42:06 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew English?
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Sunday, October 09, 2011 11:19:20 AMTwitter for Android
@maljnew go play nudie photo hunt http://t.co/jyuqLZO Sunday, October 02, 2011 2:16:35 AMTwitter for Android
I'm at Rudy's Bar & Grill w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/nv9XHH Saturday, October 01, 2011 10:40:47 PMfoursquare
I'm at Duke's w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/nXKH9n Friday, September 30, 2011 7:05:20 PMfoursquare
RT @MalJNew Look at this angel in my office! http://t.co/8KVkqhG Friday, September 30, 2011 12:03:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Hamachi w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/p0VkBO Wednesday, September 28, 2011 7:08:56 PMfoursquare
I'm at Hamachi w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/oSwQAD Tuesday, September 20, 2011 7:07:42 PMfoursquare
Never got bit by a dog, rat, monster or anything my whole life, but I just got bit by a @maljnew Friday, September 09, 2011 9:41:16 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew http://t.co/cxX5ioY Friday, September 09, 2011 12:21:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Now that @novellabella and @maljnew are all over each others' cats, I have to listen to fashion and makeup babble between them on Twitter Friday, September 02, 2011 4:17:19 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew el suck it-o
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Thursday, September 01, 2011 2:06:07 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Bring Bella back to NYC
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Friday, August 26, 2011 3:41:52 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew bars > airports
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Thursday, August 25, 2011 11:45:36 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew brandon totally called me out/noticed that I basically told her and a bar thats dry to blow me upside down. I was mad grumpy today.
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Tuesday, August 23, 2011 10:49:35 PMTwitter for Android
God damn it. @maljnew needs to not fucking bite. me Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:33:25 PMTwitter for Android
Bunch of bombshells here today (@ Madison Square Park w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/nCxvws Friday, August 12, 2011 12:40:49 PMfoursquare
I like your style, although I'm trying to not be a raging alco anymore... RT @MalJNew Well it's 11 or 2 and. I'm blacked out Sunday, August 07, 2011 2:23:27 PMTwitter Web Client
@maljnew Nah. Couldn't do it. You and your regulars will have to pop my Rudys cherry. I'd probably be lost in there. Friday, August 05, 2011 11:28:04 PMTwitter for Android
RT @MalJNew Fuck this heat sideways Friday, July 22, 2011 12:16:46 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Barfly w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/pGYp3R Thursday, July 14, 2011 7:44:56 PMfoursquare
@maljnew You're welcome: http://t.co/LVxljxL Saturday, July 09, 2011 1:03:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew I'm the worst at sexing back? If you don't suck it ill titty fuck you so hard.
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Saturday, July 09, 2011 1:20:00 AMTwitter for Android
I'm at Reservoir Bar w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/qF6W2L Friday, July 08, 2011 9:34:54 PMfoursquare
I'm at Bar 13 w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/mWgMEU Friday, July 08, 2011 7:51:42 PMfoursquare
I'm at Hamachi w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/rlMhaZ Thursday, July 07, 2011 7:05:41 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew touche. I noticed that when I stopped by.
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Wednesday, July 06, 2011 1:26:29 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at Union Square Park w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/iU0NXM Tuesday, July 05, 2011 2:19:35 PMfoursquare
I'm at Stanton Public w/ @maljnew @daraphoo http://4sq.com/j0Z0Ie Friday, July 01, 2011 11:45:24 PMfoursquare
I'm at Rosa Mexicano w/ @maljnew @daraphoo http://4sq.com/jf6WY5 Friday, July 01, 2011 6:23:24 PMfoursquare
I'm at Hamachi w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/k1xbVA Tuesday, June 28, 2011 6:24:50 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew Happy now? Saturday, June 25, 2011 11:26:19 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/l7pkvg Thursday, June 09, 2011 7:01:47 PMfoursquare
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/j46usz Thursday, May 26, 2011 6:43:25 PMfoursquare
I'm at Duke's w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/ka9L4e Thursday, May 05, 2011 3:11:29 PMfoursquare

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