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Mandatory disclaimer. This is a joke and I didn't actually do this. I nested my reply under the wrong post, sooo just need to set the record straight this is a serious, non-joking matter: https://bsky.app/profile/portfolioso.com/post/3miahzvd5pk27
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Monday, March 30, 2026 2:29:01 AMBlueSky
Let's fuck around and find out how my app handles an embed URL and an image

portfolioso.com [[ Image ]] 		Saturday, February 10, 2024 1:59:30 AMBlueSky
Everyone is doing this, so let me have at it. Ask me anonymous shit.

https://t.co/skeGL7QT6v

(And yes, the link is portfolioso2 because there isn't a notion of an account, which is weird, so you cannot claim a username if you delete the app, it's gone forever, which is silly) 		Friday, December 29, 2023 6:26:22 AMTwitter for Android
To All Twitter People: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE @PORTFOLIOSO AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE.

#ima4thgrader 		Monday, July 23, 2018 2:09:27 AMTwitter for Android
noob relational DBs, as explained by Portfolioso https://t.co/AKxvcTXsOF Tuesday, March 06, 2018 1:53:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Commits from @portfolioso https://t.co/uVYpH30iUa Tuesday, July 11, 2017 5:53:23 PMTwitter Web Client
@portfolioso cya in 2018
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Wednesday, March 29, 2017 10:00:19 PMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso https://t.co/v3ucZL1OjC
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Friday, January 20, 2017 9:48:48 PMTwitter for Android
RT @MetroNorth: @portfolioso As a reminder, this is a public site and we ask all users to refrain from inappropriate language. Monday, December 19, 2016 10:12:55 PMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso you really can't post a pic in a quote tweet? Twitter sux https://t.co/xTuUftzMq8
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Wednesday, December 14, 2016 11:28:33 PMTwitter for Android
Got cuncelled in the board games tonight. Cuncel da @portfolioso Wednesday, October 12, 2016 1:37:25 AMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso GRAMMAR for the win. *brakes. Also said he was Russian twice. Fail
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Monday, July 04, 2016 8:47:56 PMTwitter for Android
RT @JesusLovesSome: @portfolioso Pretty old, I'd say. Older than I ever lived. Saturday, June 11, 2016 7:28:05 PMTwitter for Android
Career advice, with @portfolioso https://t.co/Q8ab62cVf7 Thursday, March 03, 2016 10:30:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Theeeeeeeeeee. @portfolioso wins! https://t.co/ZWvRvOPKCC
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Monday, January 11, 2016 11:21:55 PMTwitter for Android
This is another public service announcement 
Brought to you in part by Portfolioso.
Portfolioso does not give a fuck what you think. 		Thursday, October 29, 2015 11:38:29 PMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso I realize I spelled it wrong but whatever
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Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:32:44 AMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso I have absolutely no fucking idea what I meant by this tweet. Hahahha
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Sunday, May 03, 2015 8:52:51 AMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso Punctuation. I don't use it.
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Friday, April 24, 2015 9:30:17 PMTwitter Web Client
@portfolioso first off, my phone must have autocorrected that because there's no way I use the wrong grammar.
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Saturday, April 04, 2015 7:39:51 PMTwitter for Android
RT @MalJNew "Any lady walking in the lobby will have to be like a faucet when they see that picture of me..."-@portfolioso Sunday, March 15, 2015 5:26:47 AMTwitter for Android
Standing on line with my favorite Ecuadorian in the cold waiting for Foo Fighters tickets (@ Citi Field) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/5470a959498eeda256a1bcb8?s=91CV8SVPsw8qenEefPl3SAiPLuw&ref=tw Saturday, November 22, 2014 10:19:07 AMFoursquare
@portfolioso Dia de Los Muertos or whatever. They call it All Souls day or some shit if you're a holy Catholic.
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Saturday, November 01, 2014 2:15:19 PMTwitter for Android
SO COOL (@ Dave Grohl Alley in OH w/ @maljnew) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/54037c5d498e8583ff55eb5b?s=_0vymnafnkX-5rgjQRkOCSU9zyA&ref=tw http://t.co/7NegF19Fjj Sunday, August 31, 2014 3:49:50 PMFoursquare
Nomz & margs (@ Pachanga Patterson - @pachangaastoria) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/53c1cc88498edc9bf2a6b444?s=EzJEn5Eh8EmohqXuqMxg52fPfQQ&ref=tw Saturday, July 12, 2014 8:02:16 PMfoursquare
VIP here. Beers were ready for me upon arrival so enjoyyyy (@ O'Hara's Restaurant & Pub) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/53b43c6e498ecb9aeb9312ed?s=UYB2AzW52Clrnq-Pj-avpxaeOHo&ref=tw Wednesday, July 02, 2014 1:07:58 PMfoursquare
@portfolioso *Lil Jon. Autocorrect som
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Friday, May 16, 2014 11:36:27 PMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso I lost
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Thursday, April 24, 2014 8:18:45 PMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso nn nn nn n
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Wednesday, April 02, 2014 9:49:50 PMTwitter for Android
OMG dropping. I'm a hot mess@portfolioso
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Saturday, March 29, 2014 10:06:15 PMTwitter for Android
.@BobSaget is a real sick fuck. @portfolioso is a real sick fuck Friday, March 28, 2014 10:42:49 PMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso
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Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:50:52 AMTwitter for Android
"Yo they look like they're related or some shit... Oh wait, we're watching Family Feud." -@portfolioso Saturday, January 04, 2014 2:08:19 AMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso Fucking GetGlue app. Shameless ad/plug. I hate that shit
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Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:11:38 AMTwitter Web Client
@portfolioso nope. It didn't turn out well
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Friday, June 28, 2013 7:44:01 PMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso lol caught me. Got drunk one day and bought that and didn't want to put my real info.
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Thursday, April 11, 2013 10:30:54 PMTwitter for Android
Portfolioso: NERSFW. (Not even remotely safe for work) Thursday, March 21, 2013 7:48:05 PMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso @Colithika @Waspito I'd bang you both, but I'm just not into the dick. But you're still my dudes
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Friday, November 30, 2012 11:19:09 PMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso #shameless
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Friday, November 16, 2012 8:58:17 PMTwitter for Android
RT @__JLu: @portfolioso what a guy. #abuserslist #datass http://t.co/W0Y480To Monday, October 08, 2012 9:11:02 PMTwitter for Android
RT @Fantasy_Mania: that outfield fly rule was about as vile as a @portfolioso tweet... Saturday, October 06, 2012 9:36:42 AMTwitter for Android
My tweets tonight are beyond ridiculous. This is the @portfolioso mess I knew from college. Been too tame lately. Must be them red heads... Friday, September 14, 2012 1:01:35 AMTwitter for Android
Keith: Joe tweeted about these cookies. I saw it @portfolioso I'd go gay for these cookies Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:39:46 PMTwitter for Android
Portfolioso: Clashing with UX and UI designers since 2006... Tuesday, July 17, 2012 10:18:11 AMTwitter Web Client
@Frankalankster and @portfolioso in the same bar? We're gonna have a tweet off. Saturday, May 05, 2012 11:02:26 PMTwitter for Android
RT @portfolioso unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:11:16 AMTwitter for Android
my socks have the Portfolioso logo on them. Haaaaa http://t.co/sNwyUVr Thursday, April 05, 2012 11:51:13 PMTwitter for Android
RT @wastpito @portfolioso was [in a Twitter class] wearing a bald cap shooting a classmate with his banana gun. #intoxicateddreams Saturday, October 15, 2011 4:43:08 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @VtotheFlo Internet dead on all Berries #blackberryfail. Android users laugh in our faces. yes, I mean you, @portfolioso Wednesday, October 12, 2011 10:53:14 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Portfolioso.com v2 Gone For Good http://bit.ly/qaKQ3m Monday, September 19, 2011 11:27:58 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: I F'in Hate portfolioso.com http://bit.ly/nzOPZz Tuesday, September 06, 2011 2:47:41 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I can retweet myself because I am always right + I'm awesome. RT @portfolioso Prediction: Stock Market Will Crash Today http://t.co/cwLZL38 Monday, August 08, 2011 2:02:11 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @dannyrob88: Sitting on this shitty,ass train w @portfolioso ... He looks like a fag Monday, April 25, 2011 10:41:24 PMTwitter for Android
RT @ShavingFoams Trending today in New York City: #bootyappreciationday @portfolioso Get to it Tuesday, March 08, 2011 1:02:55 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Upgrading, BRB http://blog.portfolioso.com/2011/02/24/upgrading-brb/ Thursday, February 24, 2011 12:11:51 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Blast from the past: Sept of Senior Year. How I miss thee: http://twitter.com/#!/portfolioso/status/3818335789 Friday, January 28, 2011 2:33:13 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @Waspito 'My mom would legit dance on the bar to this song' -@portfolioso Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:42:36 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: A Portfolioso.com Lesson on Stealing Peoples Girlfriends http://bit.ly/aUxKRR Friday, November 12, 2010 9:52:04 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New post: Portfolioso.com Blog Twitter API Test http://bit.ly/9XJyZD Tuesday, October 05, 2010 12:10:01 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Cancel The Playoffs http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/10/03/cancel-the-playoffs/ Sunday, October 03, 2010 4:39:24 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: T'rowin' Out De Ole Shit Saaaaame http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/30/trowin-out-de-ole-shit-saaaaame/ Thursday, September 30, 2010 9:12:18 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Ever Hear of Karma, You Stupid Fuck? http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/15/ever-hear-of-karma-you-stupid-fuck/ Wednesday, September 15, 2010 11:56:49 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: The Yankees... http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/14/the-yankees/ Tuesday, September 14, 2010 10:09:24 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Make Up Your Mind, Bro. http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/11/make-up-your-mind-bro/ Saturday, September 11, 2010 1:11:10 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Your Childhood in 94 Seconds http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/10/your-childhood-in-94-seconds/ Friday, September 10, 2010 11:37:18 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Digg.com is fucked http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/30/digg-com-is-fucked/ Monday, August 30, 2010 9:33:15 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Son of a Bitch Cat Slaps Dog in Face http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/25/son-of-a-bitch-cat-slaps-dog-in-face/ Wednesday, August 25, 2010 12:27:45 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: I'm Like F**k You, and F**k Her Too http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/23/im-like-fk-you-and-fk-her-too/ Monday, August 23, 2010 9:26:21 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: A Bunch of Bullshit http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/16/a-bunch-of-bullshit/ Monday, August 16, 2010 11:34:19 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Another Reason Phillies Fans Suck Balls http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/16/another-reason-phillies-fans-suck-balls/ Monday, August 16, 2010 8:46:45 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Do My RSS Images Align in Google Reader? http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/12/do-my-rss-images-align-in-google-reader/ Thursday, August 12, 2010 2:11:33 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App of the Week: SDRescan http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/11/android-app-of-the-week-sdrescan/ Wednesday, August 11, 2010 9:41:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: I Need to Marry the Shit out of this Girl http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/10/i-need-to-marry-the-shit-out-of-this-girl/ Tuesday, August 10, 2010 1:51:49 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Well I Messed Up Again http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/10/well-i-messed-up-again/ Tuesday, August 10, 2010 1:47:50 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Random Ass News Links of the day (8/4/2010) http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/04/random-ass-news-links-of-the-day-842010/ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 8:32:35 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: My First Chiptune (Well... A remix) http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/02/my-first-chiptune-well-a-remix/ Monday, August 02, 2010 10:03:00 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: We're An Equal Opportunity Employer But... http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/29/were-an-equal-opportunity-employer-but/ Thursday, July 29, 2010 10:46:49 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Someone Get Me This Shirt! http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/28/someone-get-me-this-shirt/ Wednesday, July 28, 2010 12:29:17 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Gmote http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/28/android-app-of-the-week-gmote/ Wednesday, July 28, 2010 11:37:44 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: A-Rod, Hit The Fucking Home Run Already http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/28/a-rod-hit-the-fucking-home-run-already/ Wednesday, July 28, 2010 12:57:52 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: How To Internet http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/26/how-to-internet/ Monday, July 26, 2010 10:51:25 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: This is Why Kids are Stupid These Days http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/26/this-is-why-kids-are-stupid-these-days/ Monday, July 26, 2010 5:59:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Looks Like I Picked the Wrong... http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/25/looks-like-i-picked-the-wrong/ Sunday, July 25, 2010 2:26:40 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: This Laptop is Getting Out of Hand http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/24/this-laptop-is-getting-out-of-hand/ Saturday, July 24, 2010 7:23:32 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Saturday Song of the Week: Sublime - Romeo http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/24/saturday-song-of-the-week-sublime-romeo/ Saturday, July 24, 2010 6:22:14 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: My Laptop's Touchpad Can Seriously Suck It http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/23/my-laptops-touchpad-can-seriously-suck-it/ Friday, July 23, 2010 1:21:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Take 2: This is Why I Should Go to Bed http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/23/take-2-this-is-why-i-should-go-to-bed/ Friday, July 23, 2010 1:25:10 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Can Summer End Already? http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/19/can-summer-end-already/ Monday, July 19, 2010 2:55:10 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: RIM Just Bitched out Apple http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/18/rim-just-bitched-out-apple/ Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:28:23 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Saturday's Song of the Week: Stu's Song http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/17/saturdays-song-of-the-week-stus-song/ Saturday, July 17, 2010 11:50:52 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: The Best Phone Advice I've Seen In A While http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/15/the-best-phone-advice-ive-seen-in-a-while/ Thursday, July 15, 2010 10:53:33 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App Of The Week: City Caller ID http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/15/android-app-of-the-week-city-caller-id/ Thursday, July 15, 2010 2:59:13 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Random Tech Rant You Won't Care About http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/14/random-tech-rant-you-wont-care-about/ Wednesday, July 14, 2010 2:08:24 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Random News Links of the Morning http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/13/random-news-links-of-the-morning/ Tuesday, July 13, 2010 11:05:35 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Fuck Off, WordPress (Rant 2.0) http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/13/fuck-off-wordpress-rant-2-0/ Tuesday, July 13, 2010 1:26:56 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Posting From the Boonies http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/11/posting-from-the-boonies/ Sunday, July 11, 2010 2:32:56 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: iOS 4 Multitasking is Full of Shit http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/10/ios-4-multitasking-is-full-of-shit/ Saturday, July 10, 2010 9:04:41 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Droid X vs. HTC Incredible http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/10/droid-x-vs-htc-incredible/ Saturday, July 10, 2010 2:31:16 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: This Just About Sums Up My Day at Work http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/09/this-just-about-sums-up-my-day-at-work/ Friday, July 09, 2010 8:10:55 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Sony Illustration Fail http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/09/sony-illustration-fail/ Friday, July 09, 2010 5:53:29 PMPortfolioso.com Blog