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Today I learned Mormons are not allowed to drink hot beverages. They can bang all 8 of their wives but a cup of tea is out of the question. Monday, September 30, 2024 3:40:00 PMTwitter for Android
It's not like anyone would want to bang these old crones anyways https://t.co/NTwgwi9eDi Thursday, May 16, 2024 12:04:27 AMTwitter Web App
@KristanHawkins Don't worry Kristan, you shouldn't have to worry about any of this. No one in their right mind would want to bang you.
In reply to @KristanHawkins's tweet
Sunday, December 10, 2023 10:36:01 PMTwitter Web App
Hot take for anyone familiar with Bluey. Wendy (the next door neighbor) is totally trying to bang Bandit. The way they interact is so flirty. Multiple episodes allude to this. Watch your mans, Chili https://t.co/4LHScSlfYL Saturday, October 21, 2023 10:00:56 PMTwitter for Android
@laurenboebert So the priests can bang young boys? Eat a dick, Lauren. Drag queens aren't interested in kids. This is right wing mania that is not true
In reply to @laurenboebert's tweet
Thursday, November 24, 2022 3:37:31 PMTwitter for Android
I mean, if you're gonna be a shitty, sinning pope, at least be like Rodrigo Borgia and bang tons of sluts. Don't be a Nazi. Don't protect child abusers. Sluts. Bang sluts instead.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, February 08, 2022 11:32:41 PMTwitter for Android
I'm over here watching Jersey Shore Reunion with my parents and my mom's calling Vinny a wimp because Angelina wants a pounding and he won't bang her

#whatismylife #whoarethesepeople
Sunday, December 02, 2018 11:04:05 PMTwitter for Android
This is like my middle school dream. I wanted to bang Stacy and Stacy's Mom back in '01. Dat music video doe Sunday, May 27, 2018 10:12:19 PMTwitter for Android
Pony just came on and Mal and had a couple bottles of wine. I obviously can't bang her in the back seat with her parents driving us home... Saturday, September 10, 2016 9:26:06 PMTwitter for Android
Fill a balloon with hydrogen and light it. Imagine if that was a big bang, and that instant took billions of years and formed all of space? Saturday, August 20, 2016 4:10:20 AMTwitter for Android
I'm wingmaning so hard ring now. Nate and Anna better bang tonight Tuesday, June 21, 2016 11:31:13 PMTwitter for Android
I mean.... we'd much rather bang Emma Stone, but these cougars https://t.co/V7uTnJaBun to chill with
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, June 11, 2016 6:56:17 PMTwitter for Android
Ima bang this NY pizza Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:45:57 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure this hammered 70something woman is trying to bang by friend right now. #mystatus Friday, September 18, 2015 11:24:37 PMTwitter for Android
I think my boy Vinny needs to bang the bartender Saturday, August 29, 2015 12:03:58 AMTwitter for Android
Freddy's tryin to bang a 48 yr old scrum master. #getitin Friday, February 27, 2015 11:18:03 PMTwitter for Android
Overheard on the 4/5: "Remember that time we got drunk in Astoria and went to Victoria's Secret" Freddy's ready to bang Thursday, January 22, 2015 9:47:30 PMTwitter for Android
Freddy told me he wasn't diggin the bartender, but he's still trying to bang her Sunday, December 14, 2014 6:50:19 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Ugly Chick from Big Bang Theory Is Jealous of Ariana Grande http://t.co/EkpeLuTpqJ Tuesday, September 16, 2014 9:00:37 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm forcin Maresca to bang this Van Halen chick. He's got no choice. Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:48:14 PMTwitter for Android
In case you ever wanted to know why an exclamation point is called a bang: http://t.co/aQyyW7DNyy Wednesday, August 13, 2014 2:47:54 PMTwitter Web Client
I forgot Derick was out with us. Guess he's tryin to bang the Magic Hat promo girl Wednesday, June 18, 2014 7:41:32 PMTwitter for Android
I respect Jeter for banging on his chest and saying yeah Jeets to video highlights. If Twitter was a sport, I'd bang my chest to my tweets Wednesday, May 21, 2014 7:15:05 PMTwitter for Android
If my boss wasn't gay, this support manager Ashling would tie him down and bang him so hard.... Guaranteed Wednesday, May 07, 2014 9:07:06 PMTwitter for Android
The waiter flat out wants to bang Niraj. He's working it reallll good for discounts #RussianNight Thursday, March 20, 2014 11:18:37 PMTwitter for Android
Honestly, I'd bang this sandwich. Grilled eggplant, goat cheese, tomato, balsamic, roasted peppers and arugula. NOMS Friday, January 31, 2014 1:19:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Bang bang. David on the drums Sunday, January 26, 2014 11:41:16 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam LOL. Jered. Jeff Weaver got caught smoking in a plane bathrooms while trying to bang flight attendants
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Wednesday, August 14, 2013 9:33:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Mal's so smart looking in glasses. I'd bang her. Saturday, August 10, 2013 2:16:54 PMTwitter for Android
I'd bang a Moto X Saturday, July 20, 2013 6:28:49 PMTwitter for Android
I might bang this wrap I made myself. Ham, turkey, provolone, bologna, oil and arugula. OMNOMNOMNOM Friday, June 21, 2013 12:39:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo. I'm rootin for Derick and Cho to bang. They're the cutest Saturday, June 01, 2013 12:32:25 AMTwitter for Android
Just received an amazing text from the gf: "I'm going to bang the bartender. she's that hot" Fine by me, as long as I'm invited @maljnew Tuesday, May 21, 2013 1:18:23 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew the QA intern who's trying to bang Polina
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Friday, May 03, 2013 1:16:19 PMTwitter Web Client
I would bang the Philly Cheese Steaks here at Woody's Monday, April 29, 2013 8:37:02 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at the Met... I think it would be fascinating to bang in one of those Egyptian stone coffin thingies Saturday, April 06, 2013 7:52:54 PMTwitter for Android
I will bang Dave Grohl: http://t.co/uIcFfsQ1vs Monday, March 25, 2013 10:12:29 PMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon he wanted to bang you
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Friday, March 15, 2013 10:28:07 PMTwitter for Android
I would bang Dave Grohl so badly Thursday, March 14, 2013 12:18:47 PMTwitter Web Client
I made a deal. Mal can bang Seth MacFarlane if I can bang Jennifer Lawrence. He can talk Brian to her and shit Sunday, February 24, 2013 8:57:11 PMTwitter for Android
If you wouldn't bang Halle Berry, you are asexual Sunday, February 24, 2013 8:04:49 PMTwitter for Android
Omg Dave Mothefuckin Grohl. Bang Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:20:08 PMTwitter for Android
Okay. You're gonna have to stop biting your lip before I bang you in public. Tuesday, February 05, 2013 3:01:45 PMTwitter for Android
Wouldn't mind being this drumset so Dave can bang me http://t.co/HgoNRJy Friday, February 01, 2013 2:15:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Bang bang http://t.co/JeXi0xg Saturday, January 26, 2013 4:22:34 PMInstagram
My boss changed into a T-Shirt and BANG BANG #notgay Friday, January 18, 2013 7:03:23 PMTwitter Web Client
BANG BANG BANG http://t.co/0oo0gKy Tuesday, January 08, 2013 12:37:48 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna bang to Awolnation's Sail later. Duh Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:00:17 PMTwitter for Android
Successful night on Twitter. Reread my tweets tonight and if I were a random stranger, I'd think: "What a cool dude. I'd bang him." Saturday, December 29, 2012 2:17:15 AMTwitter for Android
Just sexted @colithika: "Throw mother fuckin back. Pussy hot sluts bang bang skeet skeet" Saturday, December 29, 2012 1:37:21 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: It's Not Cheating If You Bang Someone Else In Space, Right? http://bit.ly/12RwDQS Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:59:45 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
So you think Santa and Mrs. Claus still bang? Tuesday, December 25, 2012 9:11:34 PMTwitter for Android
I want to bang you dirty. Tuesday, December 18, 2012 10:27:13 PMTwitter for Android
Bang bang bang Tuesday, December 18, 2012 8:42:52 PMTwitter for Android
Or Greg. Not that they didn't bang before Friday, December 14, 2012 10:48:53 PMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso @Colithika @Waspito I'd bang you both, but I'm just not into the dick. But you're still my dudes
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, November 30, 2012 11:19:09 PMTwitter for Android
I would bang my bolognese sauce. So nom. Especially as leftovers. Wednesday, November 28, 2012 12:19:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Bam Bam on the Flinstones should have been called Bang Bang. Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:37:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Empty 3 seater on this plane. Should take advantage and bang in it. Sunday, November 04, 2012 4:48:17 PMTwitter for Android
Looked in mirror. Would bang. Sunday, November 04, 2012 3:15:27 PMTwitter for Android
albs is trying to bang rollo. i can see it in his eyes Friday, October 19, 2012 10:33:07 AMTwitter Web Client
I wanna bang Andy. #LETSGOYANKEES Saturday, October 13, 2012 8:08:52 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Andrew Jackson whippin around the pistol group pump would've been bang bang skeet skeet
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:48:38 PMTwitter for Android
I made a bet... if my team wins, we bang. If your team wins, we bang. Win win. Sunday, October 07, 2012 3:53:40 PMTwitter for Android
I want to pounce the chick who stole and is walking around taking pics in my hs tshirt. And by pounce, bang. Tuesday, October 02, 2012 10:01:03 PMTwitter for Android
Bang the frontend team, just not on the backend Wednesday, September 26, 2012 10:12:46 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella bang in one if you like it
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Friday, September 07, 2012 9:56:02 PMTwitter for Android
I'd bang me Tuesday, July 10, 2012 8:06:14 AMTwitter for Android
If you wear white pants and have a good ass, I'll probably want to bang you, even if you're a butterface Friday, July 06, 2012 9:03:32 AMTwitter Web Client
"She should know that I'm more respected than her and I'll ruin her" was the hottest, most aggressive thing I've heard today. Let's bang Thursday, June 21, 2012 7:53:41 PMTwitter for Android
I'd bang you, not you, definitely not you, maybe you and not you. Saturday, June 16, 2012 5:02:10 PMTwitter for Android
I mean.... this bitch looks like a man but with that dress I'd still bang her. Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:49:16 PMTwitter for Android
Seriously though. Stop biting your lip so much. Must want to bang. Monday, June 04, 2012 6:59:51 PMTwitter for Android
I'd bang elsie so hard but shes nast and I respect my dude gio so nah. But she's fun at the bar anyway so its all good Friday, June 01, 2012 9:50:15 PMTwitter for Android
Wagner liked my instagram pic . We should bang Friday, June 01, 2012 9:44:05 PMTwitter for Android
What's this dog show on CBS? I'd bang the shit out of these dog owner babes Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:34:49 PMTwitter for Android
I want to follow @lennonimagine on twitter, but if I do, I'll have to stop tweeting about how we should bang and her awesome rack Sunday, May 27, 2012 2:30:44 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin a Elise. If you're gonna bang gio, you're not allowed to bite my nipple Friday, May 18, 2012 11:06:00 PMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd yes it is... so to reconcile that, we should bang.
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Friday, May 18, 2012 12:33:30 AMTwitter for Android
I'd bang this bitch in fishnets, but she might need some brown baggin Friday, May 18, 2012 12:03:11 AMTwitter for Android
ABSOLUTE SMOKESTACK. bang bang Wednesday, May 16, 2012 11:22:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Celebrate nurses week: Bang a nurse. Wednesday, May 09, 2012 10:00:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella lol. You know what u do when I'm third wheel out? I find a hottie and bang and tell them nuggs who didn't invite me to enjoy
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Sunday, May 06, 2012 2:16:25 AMTwitter for Android
I didn't even start drinking yet, so this is a sober tweet but... I want to bang the new sales girl. So badly. Friday, May 04, 2012 5:09:12 PMTwitter for Android
BANG BANG Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:52:09 AMTwitter Web Client
No, I don't want your happy balloon. But if I did take it, could we bang? Wednesday, April 25, 2012 4:56:05 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella bang bang bang. It'll get rid of that in two seconds. Hhh
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Sunday, April 22, 2012 7:12:22 PMTwitter for Android
Everyone loves me. This pic pretty much = "let's bang" http://t.co/7xBoS7B Saturday, March 24, 2012 1:40:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Oh and I'd bang either girl on the swung right now... pref a threesome. hhhhhh Friday, March 16, 2012 11:33:13 PMTwitter for Android
...and that's how the web to customer feature works. now lets bang. Wednesday, February 15, 2012 5:23:43 PMTwitter Web Client
BANG BANG BANG. #stopcominguptomydeskifyourethathotifyouwantmetoactuallybeproductive Monday, January 16, 2012 4:58:39 PMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo 1) my freshmen mentees wished they could bang me and 2) you're not in college anymore so stop retweeting that shit 80 times :-)
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, January 08, 2012 12:10:32 AMTwitter for Android
I need someone to dress up as Jasmine for Halloween. Then I need to bang said person. #missioncomplete Thursday, October 27, 2011 3:53:59 PMTwitter Web Client
"And she even had a Winnie the Pooh umbrella. We must bang now" Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:59:54 AMTwitter Web Client
I just got the "you are so hot I want to bang you" look in the hallway. Monday, September 19, 2011 12:05:02 PMTwitter for Android
I'm so hot in my new FB profile pic, I'd totally bang myself if I were me. Monday, September 05, 2011 1:01:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Duct tape, zip ties, foam insulation, cursing and sweat. Finally fixed my squeaky bed, Puerto Rican style. Who wants to bang now? Sunday, August 07, 2011 1:01:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Can I at least bang the intern in this office while I'm on this useless call? Might put me in a better mood Friday, July 15, 2011 12:27:56 PMTwitter for Android
I would bang out with the smokestack in the next booth so badly, but only if she's 18. (17 if no ones looking) Wednesday, July 06, 2011 2:56:16 PMTwitter for Android
Who is that reporter woman on season 4 of Dexter? Because I'd like to bang the shit out of her Friday, June 11, 2010 2:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client
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